funny posts
rosaparking:

I don’t get it

rosaparking:

I don’t get it

(Source: wigglemore)

kangarudy:

A children beginner reader book about fisting

kangarudy:

A children beginner reader book about fisting

(Source: trashyybarbiee)

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

youphoric:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

this is my favorite post

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

(Source: southwatertribe)

(Source: heteroh)

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

(Source: jayda95)

whats-the-big-deal:

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

hes doing us all a favor

whats-the-big-deal:

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

hes doing us all a favor