Me: "oh thats cute "
: "*checks price tag* "
Me: "no its not"

I’m very busy with school and work, that I am unable to find time to update this blog as much as I’d like. Therefore, I would gladly hand this blog to someone who would happily take this blog and update it. 

I love you all very much, but it’s time for me leave Tumblr and  do something with my life. 

Me: "Wow, today is such a lovely day to avoid all human contact and remain in the comfort of my own loneliness and sorrows of not having a social life thus maintaining my solitude as I surf the web."

Men's magazine on eating right: "STEAK PROTEIN EAT A WHOLE DANG COW EAT YOUR LOCAL BOOK CLUB FOR AN EXTRA ENERGY BOOST PROTEIN HOO HAH "
Women's magazine on eating right: "One piece of lettuce a day with a side of two slices of skinless apple (the skin has extra calories! YUCK!) Want to treat yourself? Indulge in a plate of rabbit food with yummy diet water sauce for an extra kick!"