In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
perfect for school lunches
Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend.
What does an average morning look like for a SeaWorld pilot whale?
If you’re a pilot whale at SeaWorld, your morning routine would look something like the following…
FIRST, you would get a morning physical (with the obligatory belly rub!)
NEXT, some husbandry training may be part of your morning routine. Below, this trainer is encouraging the pilot whale to blow out of its blow hole.
THEN, it’s playtime! This toy was crafted from two existing pilot whale environmental enrichment devices with gelatin holding it together.
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place