funny posts
chevalierdog:

thunderrhapsody:

chevalierdog:

I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.

how did you post this after deleting tumblr?

Run.

chevalierdog:

thunderrhapsody:

chevalierdog:

I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.

how did you post this after deleting tumblr?

Run.

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

lenapropp:

Actually, the Hebrew word for Genisis is Bereshit.

(Source: iraffiruse)

panducky:

How Jess hits on guys

panducky:

How Jess hits on guys

(Source: reshirum)

joshvongrimm:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

sluttyoliveoil:

im majoring in netflix with a minor in alcohol

virginclub:

we’re supposed to get 10 inches tomorrow and i wish i was talking about dick instead of snow

Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

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I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings)

orange:

I didn’t answer my mom so she called me ugly

orange:

I didn’t answer my mom so she called me ugly

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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