funny posts

internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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euo:

turning off auto-capitalization on my phone because it doesn’t meet my chill ass down to earth aesthetic

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

You seem really cool tbh but marine mammals should not live like that, especially Dolphins and Orca. Its not right.

@Anonymous

Come off anon. Our whales and dolphins get the highest care possible and have fantastic lives. SeaWorld goes all out to make sure these animals get the best food, health care, enrichment, and the best people to take care of these animals.

SeaWorld also provides and educational aspect to the world that without zoos and aquariums, the world would never have.

I am happy to answer any of your guys questions about how we take care of our animals, SeaWorld has nothing to hide
They live better than I do tbh lol

RT if you a mega hoe but also a virgin

(Source: biscuitgod)

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt